Archive for May, 2005

Comfort Fit

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

expandable waistline \'feature\'

Have you been to a department store lately? Have you noticed that 70% of the items to cover your legs come with like 8 pleats and elastic so you can eat more Hardees?

What has become of us? Does anyone else find this disgusting?

When I see these displays in department stores, I immediately envision legions of 40-pound overweight middle aged men, road raging to and from work 45 minutes each way, parking in a field of asphalt, working in a cubefarm, grabbing lunch at Chili’s in some retail hell strip-anchored-by-big-box, popping purple pills for indigestion, and developing diabetes from drinking soda all day.

Maybe next year these pants will come with a built-in diaper feature.